And if you haven’t ordered it – don’t buy it!
Don’t pay for crappy console ports – instead support hard-working quality PC game developers!
And if you haven’t ordered it – don’t buy it!
Don’t pay for crappy console ports – instead support hard-working quality PC game developers!
It is no secret that USA is by far the most racist country. And facts indicate that around 90% of racial crimes are perpetrated by blacks on whites.
The worst part, is that due to double standards in society, nobody is doing anything about it. Because if a white person does something bad, everyone has a good cry about it, it’s always a hate crime, and they are always harshly punished – but if a non-white person does anything bad, it’s perfectly fine.
This is a recent, sickening example;
Courtesy of detcade.
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Joe gets up at 6 a.m. and fills his coffeepot with water to prepare his morning coffee. The water is clean and good because some tree-hugging liberal fought for minimum water-quality standards. With his first swallow of water, he takes his daily medication. His medications are safe to take because some stupid commie liberal fought to ensure their safety and that they work as advertised.
All but $10 of his medications are paid for by his employer’s medical plan because some liberal union workers fought their employers for paid medical insurance – now Joe gets it too.
He prepares his morning breakfast, bacon and eggs. Joe’s bacon is safe to eat because some girly-man liberal fought for laws to regulate the meat packing industry.
In the morning shower, Joe reaches for his shampoo. His bottle is properly labeled with each ingredient and its amount in the total contents because some crybaby liberal fought for his right to know what he was putting on his body and how much it contained.
Joe dresses, walks outside and takes a deep breath. The air he breathes is clean because some environmentalist wacko liberal fought for the laws to stop industries from polluting our air.
He walks on the government-provided sidewalk to subway station for his government-subsidized ride to work. It saves him considerable money in parking and transportation fees because some fancy-pants liberal fought for affordable public transportation, which gives everyone the opportunity to be a contributor.
Joe begins his work day. He has a good job with excellent pay, medical benefits, retirement, paid holidays and vacation because some lazy liberal union members fought and died for these working standards. Joe’s employer pays these standards because Joe’s employer doesn’t want his employees to call the union.
If Joe is hurt on the job or becomes unemployed, he’ll get a worker compensation or unemployment check because some stupid liberal didn’t think he should lose his home because of his temporary misfortune.
It is noontime and Joe needs to make a bank deposit so he can pay some bills. Joe’s deposit is federally insured by the FSLIC because some godless liberal wanted to protect Joe’s money from unscrupulous bankers who ruined the banking system before the Great Depression.
Joe has to pay his Fannie Mae-underwritten mortgage and his below-market federal student loan because some elitist liberal decided that Joe and the government would be better off if he was educated and earned more money over his lifetime. Joe also forgets that his in addition to his federally subsidized student loans, he attended a state funded university.
Joe is home from work. He plans to visit his father this evening at his farm home in the country. He gets in his car for the drive. His car is among the safest in the world because some America-hating liberal fought for car safety standards to go along with the tax-payer funded roads.
He arrives at his boyhood home. His was the third generation to live in the house financed by Farmers’ Home Administration because bankers didn’t want to make rural loans.
The house didn’t have electricity until some big-government liberal stuck his nose where it didn’t belong and demanded rural electrification.
He is happy to see his father, who is now retired. His father lives on Social Security and a union pension because some wine-drinking, cheese-eating liberal made sure he could take care of himself so Joe wouldn’t have to.
Joe gets back in his car for the ride home, and turns on a radio talk show. The radio host keeps saying that liberals are bad and conservatives are good. He doesn’t mention that the beloved Republicans have fought against every protection and benefit Joe enjoys throughout his day. Joe agrees: “We don’t need those big-government liberals ruining our lives! After all, I’m a self-made man who believes everyone should take care of themselves, just like I have.”
Good work ruining one of the best franchises in gaming assholes – burn in hell.
Corrupt, neo conservative pigs at their best. They think it’s okey for companies like Halliburton and KBR (major government contractors, esp. in the middle east) to allow the rape of their female employees and have employment contracts which wave their liability and victims’ ability to sue.
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Someone is clearly taking out all the top military leaders in Iran – and this could be for one reason only. In b4 Israel invades.
As part of the Ecuadorian government’s UFO declassification effort, the military of Ecuador came forward to tell a story about how two of it’s pilots chased and played hide-and-seek with craft they say moved both intelligently and at speeds no human craft possibly can. Furthermore, they go on to say that Americans have told them these UFOs are of Extra Terrestrial origin. They further go on to say, that these encounters happen all the time. Ecuador for those who don’t know is a pan-American country.
Everything Microsoft touches, no matter how wonderful and pure, seems to be poisoned by their lack of programming skills.
Quite an interesting system, made in response to Reagan’s plans for a Star Wars defence shield, the Soviet Union set up an automatic nuke-launching system, which could control all of it’s nuclear silos and destroy the world (ie. strategically aim to hit most of the land on Earth such that most people would die and a nuclear winter would follow) in the event that nuclear explosions were detected and communication with the Soviet military command has been lost.
The interesting thing is, the system is designed to launch regardless of who initiates the first attack – be it USA or SU. The system was designed not only as a deterrent to the Americans, but also to any Soviet leader who could be contemplating starting a nuclear war.
Now there’s some pretty epic self control!
Probably the best CollegeHumor video I’ve seen ever.
This shit is legal in America? Lol fail
I cannot overstate the stupidity of those Americans whom oppose public healthcare. Perhaps they should go and live in a 3rd world country – they would feel right at home there, as every single developed country has public healthcare…except of course USA – if you want to consider it a developed country. Hell even several developing countries have public healthcare…words simply cannot express how stupid these Americans are, letting corporations and corrupt politicians screw them over and make them believe public healthcare is actually a bad thing.
Also, lol
These people should probably be rounded up and stuck in hard labour camps, as they aren’t intelligent enough to vote.
Go kill yourselves. Not kidding. Also this;
Because stupid idiots always complain these things are made for profiteering reasons.