This was on letterman couple of nights ago, so damn funny thought I’d post it here. Course, if you didn’t watch the debate, you may not find it as funny.
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Those corrupt bastards
PS. Sorry for the overflow of rage pics…but…yeh.
US Vice Presidential Debate
I fear the US Congress will pass a bailout plan eventually…
Legal rights Americans hold, but generally don’t know about
Please watch this video, and know your rights!
Don’t you hate it when…
In other news, I’ve deleted approximately 3700 comments, because they were spam. Basically, anything with the probability of 25% or greater according to the spam module was deleted, so sorry if anyone’s comments were removed. Seeing as how only 4 are left, I’m pretty sure many were removed >_>
Anywho, I’ve added math captcha to comments, so no more spam.
Georgia, South Ossetia, Abkhazia and Russia
First of all, the Great United States of America and it’s Freedom of Press – in all it’s glory!!!
I suppose it’s still not half as bad as the great, unbiased CNN translating, “The Georgians destroyed my house in Tskhinvali!” to “The Russians destroyed my house in Gori!”, as cried so by an elderly woman.
Of all the biased and propagandist medias in the world, the US media must be the worst.
tl;dr on the Georgian Situation:
And isn’t Mr. Saakashvili a great actor? “WE’RE A DEMOCRACY! THEY HATE OUR FREEDOM! ZOMG!!”
Says he after rigging the last election, ordering the army to beat and arrest protesters, and take control of all media. If you watch the world news, I’m sure you remember all this happening at the start of this year.
So after 3 days of Georgia attacking South Ossetia, and specifically targeting civilians – as confirmed by the Humanitarian Rights Watch – and after two failed UN Security Council meetings called by Russia – failed because USA and it’s allies refused to do anything or even to condone the actions of Georgia, after 2,000 South Ossetians were slaughtered by Georgian forces – whom threw grenades into populated buildings, burned them to the ground, ran over civilians with tanks, and fired into basements where people were hiding – Russia went in to end the bloodshed, and guess what Condi says?
“These aren’t the days of 1968, when Russia can invade a sovereign country, take it’s capital and conduct a regime change”.
Well fuck, can someone please remind her of a little country known as Iraq?
The overall rhetoric and double-standards seen in western media at the moment is nothing short of humorous.
Forget about the fact that South Ossetia declared independence following a vote of 99% in favour by 95% of the population, observed by 34 independent countries – mostly members of EU, and has been under the observation of peacekeepers ever since. Sure, Kosovo can do this – but only because it serves in the interests of NATO. When it’s the other way around, by god – nobody gets independence!
Forget about the fact that it was Georgia whom initiated the conflict, launching a full-scale invasion of South Ossetia, breaking their agreement with the Organization for Security and Cooperation in Europe. Forget about the genocide and ethnic cleansing which the Georgian military committed there.
No, what happened there was, that the big bad Russians went in and invaded a sovereign country for the lulz, and must be punished. Of course…that’s what happened…right…
Related Links
Pictures taken by a Russian Soldier, in South Ossetia
How Western Media staged claims that Russians bombed civilians
Eye-Witness account of what happened in South Ossetia
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Saakashvili Caught Out on CNN
CNN Reporter: (interrupting) “Mr. President are you denying that Georgian forces used artillery and tanks to shell Tskinvali?”
Saakashvili: (slackjawed, deer-in-headlights pause) “Georgian troops responded to the fire from Tskinvalli and from the Russian border…”
CNN: “Fine, responding, Mr. President I’m not worried about whether it was a response, I’m wondering whether they fired INTO Tskinvali, they did didn’t they?”
Saakashvili: “They… They fired only at the positions. That was my strict instructions. They… (picks up highlighter and starts gesturing) they have a right to respond”… (starts ranting)
And just listen to all that BS he goes on about. Of course…the Russians were evacuating people from South Ossetia prior to their “invasion”, and it had absolutely nothing to do with the GEORGEN SHELLING OF SOUTH OSSETIA. This imbecile needs to be assassinated.
CNN avoids a caller, whom hints at CNN’s disinformation:
12 Year Old Girl tells the truth about the situation in Georgia:
BBC Report of Georgia’s attacks on South Ossetia (2 days *before* Russian Intervention).
CNN Shows footage of Tskhinvali, claims it’s Gori
Russian/US Citizen provides a good summary of the situation:
Tom Clancy’s End War
I mean seriously, is anyone else looking forward to this game or what? It’ll be like CoD4 – but even better!
Oh by the way, this is actual in-game footage.
PS. Obligatory Linkin Park Rocks comment.
Political Personality Quiz
http://openpolitics.ca/ppq/index.php
Mine:
http://openpolitics.ca/ppq/index.php?q_0=2&q_1=-4&q_2=-4&q_3=-2&q_4=-2&q_5=-2&q_6=-4&q_7=4&HE=-12&AD=-10&BS=18&CI=-1&LR=17&NW=-6
Lol, Microsoft
This is just sad now.
http://mojaveexperiment.com/
What’s going down atm
USA is already committing acts of war against Iran
This should not really be news to anyone, but just in case it is, read this article, about US sponsored terrorist groups which launch attacks against Iran. Yes – US sponsored terrorist groups. Oh the hypocritical bastards.
As if that wasn’t enough, 2 additional US carriers are heading towards Iran right now.
US Navy Seal, Vietnam Veteran, with a speciality in demolishions, claims that 9/11 was a controlled demolishion and an inside job
So what, we have hundreds of scientists, civil engineers, law enforcement officers, overall probably several thousands of people willing to testify on record that 9/11 was a controlled demolishion, but here’s another very notable person to agree.
This man is a US Navy Seal, whom has a speciality in demolishions.
Never mind his evidence, you can find a seemingly infinite amount of it if you cared, his personal opinion as a person with high expertise in this field is I feel worth much more.
Scientific Explanation of 2012
2012
Although there are sites devoted to this, I wanted to make a really really brief personal list, of what’s going down in 2012, and around that time.
– Religious texts point to apocalypse & coming of Christ, the events of today can be equated with the content of the book of revelations, but similar things in other religions as well.
– Prophesy predicts the current Catholic Pope will be the last one, or more specifically that the next one will see the destruction of Rome / End of the world, also referenced in Revelations
– Ancient Civilization Prophesies about cataclysms / cosmic alignment in 2012.
– Scientific Evidence that the Earth is passing through a special area of the galaxy (correct terminology available here) which will cause many anomalies, heightened solar activity & possible polar shifts
– Related, biological evidence of a polar shift in progress, tied to many animals losing the ability to navigate around Earth in addition to other evidence.
– Planet “Nibiru”, also known as “Planet X”, also referred to as “Sira” by NASA (something like that), whom are claiming it is a red dwarf star (despite the fact that the planet is covered in water – as can be seen from X-Ray photographs available from NASA), which came out of nowhere and poses no threat (yeh right).
– Renewed Cold War between USA and Russia, specifically the possibility of the deployment of Russian forces in Cuba.
– The tensions between USA and Iran, although if a war were to begin, it would probably occur before 2012. Also, the next US election is in 2012? Hmmmm.
– Heightened alien activity, theorised to peak around 2012
– World Governments theorised to reveal truths in the very near future, by many people claiming to have allegedly worked for such authorities or claiming to have other connections with them
– Most world governments spending hideous sums of money on building new and refurbishing old nuclear shelters and underground facilities, designed for sustaining human life for long periods of time. Publicised openly on f2a TV in certain countries, but not in others.
– Published deadline for USA’s JSF and Russia’s PAK-FA aircraft fighter projects is 2011-2012 (thought it might be relevant).
Linux T-Shirt Size
Cutest Game Ever
Federal Bureau of Miscellaneous Information
Funny segment on Letterman, amirite?
Here’s a pretty good fact-page.
Content
Have a guess of who that page is about, I don’t think it will take you long to figure it out.
•I attacked and took over 2 countries.
•I spent the U.S. surplus and bankrupted the US Treasury.
•I shattered the record for the biggest annual deficit in history (not easy!).
•I set an economic record for the most personal bankruptcies filed in any 12 month period.
•I set all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the stock market.
•In my first year in office I set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any president in US history (tough to beat my dad’s, but I did).
•After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided over the worst security failure in US history.
•I set the record for most campaign fund raising trips by any president in US history.
•In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their jobs.
•I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any other president in US history.
•I set the all-time record for most real estate foreclosures in a 12-month period.
•I set the record for the fewest press conferences of any president, since the advent of TV.
•I presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed.
•I cut health care benefits for war veterans.
•I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.
•I dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history.
•I’ve made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of any in US history.
•Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history. (The poorest multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, had a Chevron oil tanker named after her for a while.)
•I am the first president in US history to have all 50 states of the Union simultaneously struggle against bankruptcy.
•I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud in any market in any country in the history of the world.
•I am the first president in US history to order a US attack AND military occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the will of the United Nations and the vast majority of the international community.
•I have created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of the United States, called the “Bureau of Homeland Security
•I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more than any other president in US history (Ronnie was tough to beat, but I did it!!).
•I am the first president in US history to compel the United Nations remove the US from the Human Rights Commission.
•I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the Elections Monitoring Board.
•I removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of congressional oversight than any presidential administration in US history.
•I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant. I withdrew from the World Court of Law.
•I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
•I am the first president in US history to refuse United Nations election inspectors access during the 2002 US elections.
•I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign donations.
•The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign, who is also one of my best friends, presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).
•I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US history.
•I am the first US president to establish a secret shadow government.
•I took the world’s sympathy for the US after 9/11, and in less than a year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history).
•I am the first US president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability.
•I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.
•I have removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other president in US history.