News Ltd vs Fairfax Media real-estate spruiking

Both of these articles are so utterly insane, delusional and out of place that it boggles the mind. However the fact that they came within a day of each other… Their RE advertiser overlords must be pulling all sorts of strings. Clearly the contest is on – who can write the biggest piles of trash to spruik the worst “investment” (ie. speculative black hole) in Australian history.