Possibly my best cooking yet

On the left is a salad consisting of;
– Mixed lettuce
– Cucumber
– Tomato
– Capsicum
– Crab
– Onion
– Flaxseed Oil

On the right we have;
– Boiled Fresh Ocean Trout
– Free Range Chicken Eggs
– Avocado
– Kimchi
– Wakame

And to help it go down, the highest quality juice in the world – Preshafruit Pink Lady Apple.

Today Tonight gets trolled

For those unaware, Today Tonight is a cancer-ridden Australian program who like to exaggerate and sensationalise non-issues for an audience of downs syndrome retards.

Just as all they are too stupid to do any actual research, because this is absolutely hilarious.